Today I tried to eat an apple.
It was green and shiny,
And did not contain one of those worm holes.
You know,
The ones you see in the cartoons.
It was a very nice apple,
But, you see,  no matter how hard I tried,
I could not enjoy it.
I do not like green apples,
And the apple cannot change that.
No matter how nice and shiny it is.
Only I can change that,
And I do not want to.
I do not like green apples.