Keeper holds up a cheap, placemat With a pattern of Blackeyed Susans And says *See that pattern? You made it.
Came your birthday Black coffee, a packet of Sweet & Low I choked when the grounds touched my lips. You're feeding her and telling her Your Mommy is the smartest, most beautiful woman in the world. I painted white and yellow petals around the droplets of coffee. And mailed it off, My gift, se lah!
It was returned two weeks later. Marked twenty years!