Besides world cup, Virus
is our only universal plural.

Anonymous players in face
masks televised live, nightly.

International leaders invited
to comment on team strategy.

WHO is the referee, UK, USA
and Brazil were caught offside.

Yellow cards are out there as a
reminder: ((no close tackling)).

Jacinda Ardern's been coaching
team Aotearoa, Hakademically!

In fact, some are expecting her
side to be eliminated, initially.

Leo Varadkar resorted to poetry
and climate hoping for a change,

"If we winter this out, we
can summer anywhere".

Michael O'Leary may have a
ting or two to say about dat!