Now it’s Obamagate So let me state It’s hard to relate To your level of hate Once it was spying Although you were lying But you keep on trying There’s no denying
Bar humbug! you Scrooge Your ***** must be huge The whole **** deluge Is just subterfuge False charges renewed Cuz you won’t be sued So you start a feud Lascivious and lewd
But hold on, just wait Remember Birthergate And how you would state What time would ablate We’d see you sneer And make it appear That he wasn’t born here Though that wasn’t sincere
Your constant housemate Seems to be switch and bate As you initiate and complicate Certain things that you state So follow your whim And blame everything on him Chance are none to slim That he’ll catch your phlegm