Apparently now
If you end a text message with a period
It means you’re pissed off
Because who needs a period
When each of your utterances
Is circumscribed
By a thought bubble
At least that’s what I heard
On a podcast
(I’m an old)
So if I text you
And use punctuation
Will you take offense?
Will you be able to tell
My old-school emojis
From that punctuation?
I certainly hope so :-/