He wasn't sent to In-school suspension Or lunch detention Or the counselor's office.
He was expelled from Fairfax County Public Schools.
And his friends all freaked.
They sat outside the school Every morning And wouldn't go in To protest.
They signed a petition That called him a "Well rounded student" And "Well loved by the student body."
I didn't love Brian. I hated Brian.
Brian was the kid Who always Made the class Stay late.
He was the kid who Went through the halls Grabbing peoples butts.
He was the kid that All the guys wanted to be And all the girls wanted to have.
And instead of sending him off To West Point Where he would have to Shave his Bieber hair and Follow the rules for once, The county revoked the expulsion.
And to me It seems like A celebrity murdered someone And because a thousand fan letters were sent in They got to go free.