Deep beneath waves - salt and darkness - a challenger emerges,
silver, streamline, fins and flippers. Tuna heeds no warnings.
Here to undo all your progress, mankind poses no threat,
on hands and knees, weeping, crawling. Tuna stands the victor.
Instructions: 1. Open internet browser of your choice 2. Search for the song "O, Fortuna" (composed in the Middle Ages; the one that sounds epic as ****) 3. Read this poem to the melody of the song