FIRST

imagine that you love someone

THEN

Imagine that that someone is in love with you

AFTER WHICH

sit and wait till the imagination fades

ALLOWING YOU

to feel horribly abandoned

SO THAT YOU CAN

cry
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After doing this many times
You will feel like an experienced lover

And you will be able to give advice to all your friends!
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Thusly

Making your parents proud of you