I remember the day I turned sixteen. An enemy dating way back gave me a gift, And I got happy birthday said to me.
I got a single present From myself.
I was told happy birthday From two people: Myself and I.
Three people Shredded my self-esteem: Me, myself, and I.
It wasn’t a terrible birthday, but it wasn’t good. I got asked out either the next day or the day after, and that completed the ruining of my mood for the summer.