[read.aloud.in.monosyllabic.monotonous.robotic.voice]

it.is.fift­h.may.year 2059


click
got cyber-pests?
introducing.the.all.new.zap-a-cy-pest.control
(no.mo­re.worries.of.being.cyber-bugged)


click
got.some.bad.cyber-pa­in?
easy.to.use.no.problem.zap-a-pain
(no.more.cyber-headache.or.­backpain)


click
got.loud.cyber.noise?
fix.it.with.simple.inst­a-silencer
(simply.clip.on.and.away.the.cyber.sounds)


click
g­ot.poor.mobility?
get.the.facile.magi-mobi.to.move.you
(no.more.c­yber.traffic.jams)


click
need.a.break?
get.the.insta-vac.prog­ram.to.cast.off
(take.the.cruise.vacation.of.a.lifetime.in.half.a­n.hour)


click
feeling.old?
get.the.insta-rejuvy.package
(no.m­irrors.needed.anymore)


click!


S T, 9 May 2013