Cigarettes and I have a love-hate/hate-love relationship. Each drag is like voluntarily placing my lungs in an inferno to be scorched. The strongest people I know have wasted away because of that cancer-on-a-stick. I especially hate how they taint the tantalizing taste of my lover's lips. Yet, on rare drunken occasions or when a thick layer of red coats my lips, I crave the **** thing.
I don't smoke, I hate it, but if you've ever taken a drag of a cigarette while drunk, then you should completely understand this.