Locked up in the stocks and they're all laughing their socks off at me. Soon I will be free unlike those other poor souls who are swinging in the morning breeze up on the freshly painted gallows made especially so more could see the face of death, what they could be. Come and watch the matinee where three more souls will swing today.
A party atmosphere a dead man here or there it's like a summer fayre with jugglers and a clown and 'Hey presto' magic one more soul drops down to meet his fate.
Lately I have noticed that the police are getting tougher and the rough and ready treatment meted out to those who fall foul of the local law enforcement has become a talking point in boardrooms by the Admiralty Lords who were often heard to cry when in their younger day 'hang them high,hang them high make those malefactors pay. It's a sin you try to live and all these people want to give you is some grief you can't get by on the sly and if you try to you will die as so many have found out to their cost I do not doubt that ii could happen here to me I could be up there swinging free.
So today I'm in the stocks you can laugh your socks off laugh your heads off if you please but I'm not swinging in the breeze just yet.