I can't fry an egg, sunny side up becomes nasty pulp I'll try to do a roast but you'll probably end up with beans and toast I'll try to do a coddle but it won't be a doddle if you want cordon bleu forget it, but I might attempt a stew my dessert will probably fill you with mirth you'd give it a wide berth I mightn't be a good cook but if you want a night filled with glee come visit me