Tightrope strung too high above a reckless orchestra, can’t find a downbeat: conductor’s lost her ictus, and the soprano’s slipped off the descant stumbling drunken dotted rhythms in stepwise motion just short of lilting glissando. Concertmaster’ll break a string to catch the pitch carry a well-chewed tune. Good boy. Don’t miss the entrance or you’ll tumble, ritornello to double bars and slide straight down a spit-slick trombone tuner. Wouldn’t even mind if Ms. Grey-Eyed French Horn would sneak a wink, but we’ll get no Picardy third tonight, just minor keys and fully-diminished encores.