The gangsters says
they were going to **** me up
I informed them earnestly I am straight
Oh! do not worry, our best operatives are female
I will need condoms I insisted I always play safe I said
They replied that I am stupid and don't know what I'm in for
Hey! says I, I am not a ******. I know all about ******* and more

They said I was a ******* idiot
I replied that hey! I wasn't being ****** up yet
and as for idiot or idiotic, I wasn't trying to be like them