So get this..... Its not like the're minds there education and literacy excuse me, what's that? can't wait till sixteen when they all ******* schools
Its not like there are grand aspirations hey who cares, there's always the Dole or Shelf-stacking just make enough for **** and the pub with my mates
Its not like they crave knowledge who wants to know about Climate change or what I ain't no scientist or ruddy philosopher or Doctor
Its not like they want independence and travel No chance, we don't stray far from our roots Majorca is enough, don't wanna learn bout other cultures what history, what travelling experience, what world views!
Its not like they crave maturity Hey, my pa and mum aren't even adults why should I be I don't see any adults behaving like adults round me we all muck around together, I tell my parents off all the time
Its not like we are not useful we gang up and give those ladida elitist and Tory toffs hell that's what we like doing, why should they be better than us we harass them, stir things up, give them grief all day long
That's what the local Socialist Leader says it clever he teaches us about Democracy, says we must hate them for they stop us having more Welfare money and free things
Its not like they know any better Adults, youths, child and baby, nothing really changes we are born and bred here, we are loyal to our roots and birthrights We will stir and stir and stir till we are Red in our faces, Simple!!