I used to flank my PE lessons; It’s bad, I know; there is no blessing, No pray, no psalm for such a sin And all the accusations merged in din Of rasping metal grinding of a board Which surface’s being mangle with a chalk; Shall I this sound recall, and, Lord, oh my; I’m almost ready all my principles belie And drop upon my knees in front of a Coach, For him to smack me as a wretched roach And all my intestines present And drop them as a ******* on cement For all the varmints of a world The death of their own kin behold; For them to be Edification Of all the truancy’s damnation