This is just a sampling of our regrets To be the best at anything is to protest That our attachment theories Are merely empirical strategies And praxis slips out of my mouth Like dancing dragons We climb to the top of Everest Faster than you can say lightning Mightier than a sword Your words stand taller than an evergreen Pinecones maneuver in the winds of destiny A painterβs son takes lessons from the masterβs failures Congratulations on lying in your bed again I befriend the endings so I can begin refreshed And bed the brides at their commencement ceremonies How are we so good at pretending That it's always been alright to ask questions When we already know better Than to laugh at these humble representatives Of our own defenselessness