If Jesus had a wife? He wouldn't pick someone so perfect. We leave that to the ministers. Who gets caught up in the image?
If Jesus had a wife? He probably would pick someone on the level of Mary Magdelene. Scriptures point out she was a loyal disciple. Although scriptures love to skip over various women.
If some would question him as to why? He could describe his reasons in parables.
Did I marry someone to impress them? Or someone designed accordingly. One with faults and ingenuity. One who could so you can change?
If Jesus had a wife? Only the religious faithful be surprised. All because of the image they have of him in mind.
And if one day this does become true? That shouldn' affect the message he tried to place within you.