I'm spending so much of my time

Just idling online

Which to some may be fine.

But I just want to punch out my chat

(Gi' it some o' that)

I'm going to save some of my talk

For when I go out for a walk.

Because I might meet a chick

And wouldn't I feel sick

If when I looked, she just Twittered, Facebooked.

So yes I'm going to save very hard

And instead of computing

I shall write my words on a card.

Then if I should make a pass when I do meet a lass

And forget what's being said.

I can pull out the card and read those words instead.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzand sleep.