my boomerang won't come back
because it's made in China
i should have had a better check
and read the fine print finer

my didgeridoo will not play
because it's made in Bali
apparently it's also made from clay
and perfect for Diwali

my painting has lost all it's dots
it's made in Bangladesh
only yesterday there were lots
but today sits in the trash

my patience now is wearing thin
on toast with Vegemite
i wonder where it's been made in
that my dog will not bite