French sounds so confusing
to speak you need three lips
Polish sounds like you are using
a broom that ******* sweeps

Arabic has a blow fly
stuck inside your throat
and Hebrew i don't know why
like you're stuck inside a goat

Vietnamese sounds like a duck
has just laid an egg
and Cantonese when you pluck
all the feathers from it's leg

German sounds like my ex
the day she caught me cheating
and Mandarin is so complex
it's why Chinese are always spitting

only Italian has a way
of sounding with less sputter
where every word is like a play
and a song from La Traviata