The Olympian Spirits compare not to your wondrous beauty. Their power is nothing to your smile The dragons of the world revile When they're pierced by your shining glow.
Your radiance appeasing Helios, Athena admires your wit, And Aphrodite loves your look Every curve, every bump, is blessed.
You may not be able to look past my odd beliefs But I adore yours You need not khernip, for your miasma Is as wonderful as fallen snow.