She’s the spider on your shoulder Holding you, cold and tight She’s all eyes, slitted blue, And the longest legs you’ve ever seen With flaming locks of orange Which burn brighter than the embers Of bridges she’s destroyed in arson And when she smiles, corner to wicked corner, It’s not hallowed beeswax on her lips Which gives them that crimson hue She’s slow and steady wins the race That your pounding heart Is susceptible to losing to Saccharine sweet with a smile to boot She will have you licking hers Steeped in honey, polite and courteous, She spins you into her silken web Not even of lies, but you fumble regardless And then she eats you whole