At twelve midnight they shut it down There’s not one person to be found Hangin’ ‘round on the street Welcome to Dullsville it’s replete With pretty homes and lawns so neat And after dark you cannot meet A single soul you didn’t know There’s no one’s movin’ to or fro
There’s nuthin’ to do (nowhere to go) Most folks pop in a video And watch their latest DVD Before goin’ to sleep ya see By now I think you’ve figured out It’s boring here without a doubt Welcome to Dullsville come on in It doesn’t matter where you’ve been
Here everything is so much calmer There’s no confusion or the drama Of sirens screamin’ in the night Or drivers ignoring a light And people talk instead of fight To prove their point when they’re right Welcome to Dullsville are we clear If you’re rich you’re welcome here
Nuthin to run from or to fear Welcome to Dullsville Now that you're here Listen to ‘em as they pitch How it’s a haven for the rich And all you havta do is ditch Familiar urges and the itch For fun and play night and day
Cedric McClester, Copyright (c) 2019. All rights reserved.