(The poem can be sung to the melody of Gilbert and Sullivan's song "A Policeman's Lot Is Not a Happy One.")
When a president's completely off his rocker --Off his rocker-- And has no sense of how to right his wrongs, --Right his wrongs-- The fact that people like him is a shocker, --Is a shocker-- For they should know he's not where he belongs --He belongs. A leader should be honest and insightful --'Nest insightful-- And not behave as though he is a kid. --Is a kid-- But when he is delusional and spiteful-- --'Nal and spiteful-- We know that he's completely flipped his lid-- --Flipped his lid.
When a president behaves worse than a kid, --Than a kid-- We know that he's completely flipped his lid --Flipped his lid.
When a leader feels that global warming's silly-- --Warming's silly-- And even wants to nuke a hurricane, --Hurricane-- And everything he does is *****-nilly, --*****-nilly-- One questions what's going on inside his brain --'Nside his brain. When everything he says is senseless chatter-- --Senseless chatter-- And his super ego's vanquished by his id-- --By his id-- People wonder what the hell's the matter, --Hell's the matter-- For certainly the man has flipped his lid --Flipped his lid.
When a president behaves worse than a kid --Than a kid-- We know that he's completely flipped his lid --Flipped his lid.