Aristotle’s arrhythmic articulations Appeared too apologetic for Aphrodite's amusements Aroused by antisocial media’s alacritous abundance Amidst arteriosclerosis and amphibiously obeisant Ophiuchus Asclepius' ascendance was almost an abortion Arrested by Apollo’s amorous attempts at aphrodisia Ambidextrous Artemis’ androgynous appointments Awakened ancient antipathies accentuating allopathic artifacts Altercations arose among ambitious acolytes and Athena’s anorexic acidoses Awkward Adonis actively agonized by alarming aneurysms Allowed Antigone’s ambivalent armistice an aperture of acceptance Appointing an ambiguously appealing additive to the Argonauts An anaerobic Acropolis arose amidst auto-****** asphyxiations As Amazonian armpit hair advocates approved artificial insemination