Step One:

Step one:

Admit that you have a problem.

Hi, I'm so and so,

and I am anorexic.

Wait, am I supposed

to state one problem

or all of them?

Let me start over.

Hi, I'm so and so,

and I am anorexic.

I am a self harming,

drug abusing, attention

seeking, anorexic with

a penchant for seeking

out love in all the wrong places.

I'm an occasional smoker,

a complete *****

and a highly trained klepto.

I'm also a procrastinator,

does that count?

I'm self-consumed, suicidal,

and sometimes I let water boil over on the stove without cleaning up the mess.

I blame things on other people as often as possible, and never tell the

cashier when they've given me too much change back.

I know that's not all,

but it's awfully hard to remember everything

that's wrong with me right now.

Oh yeah, I'm forgetful. And terrible under pressure.

And at public speaking. I lie...a lot, and actually,

I made some of these problems up.

So I came here to get help.

By the way, when exactly does that start?

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