My son absconded with Half of the sandpit In his sneakers It happened to hide Until it was safely inside And, even then, it waited To spread all over Freshly scrubbed floors (Sand is diabolical, You should know)
I would happily Return the mess But at the time It seemed best To clean up Before it progressed (sand craves to spread untidiness)
I can further attest That this latest theft Was unintentional And this confession Unnecessary but Sometimes it feels good To confess something Less outrageous than The darkest of truths