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Micheal Wolf
Poems
Mar 2013
Speed dating!
Next!
Hi my names Janet
I want to save the planet
I like little dogs and lots of
Next!
I am Glen meet you is good yes
I am from the Ukraine
I once made a windmill out of matchsticks
I can skin a rabbit if you like stew!
Next!
I'm Pippa I ride horses I have powerful thighs
Do you like horses, do you ride?
I could ride with you
next!
Hello I'm Lorraine back here again
Last time I met a musician
It was ok at first till he blew on my *******
Next!
I'm Joy I like uniforms and outdoors
I quite like uniforms indoors
Do you have a uniform?
Next!
My name is Joanne I read all I can
I just finished 50 shades of Grey
It's changed my life, you look nice
Do you wear ties all the time
Next!
Hi I'm Tracey do you like films I love films
My ex used to film me, would you like to see
I have it on my phone, I'm the one in the mask!
Next!
My names John the girlies are gone
Sorry none wanted you this time
We meet next week for another 20 quid
You might get lucky then!
Read an article on speed dating and thought......... why not have a giggle. Edited several times
Written by
Micheal Wolf
On the edge of reason, UK
(On the edge of reason, UK)
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