Heavy drops and triumphant groans.
These are the songs of the gladiators.

Yoga class fully booked with little nymphs.
These are the halls of the eternally lusted.

Basketball court and players squeak and squeal.
These are the Olympians of the skies.

Soldiers of the treadmill army.
Warriors of weight.
Berserkers of the bulge.
Fighters of fat.

The biggest losers of them all.