Did you hear
have you seen the news
the Neon Vigilantes have opened a store
we are selling fantasies, delusions, fabrications
have made up stories and even smears to sell all over town
we have drama, plots, made up scenarios and blatant lies for sale
we also do poetry's, limericks, verses and juicy false autobiographies
can do a fine line in altered perceptions where we turn you into mugs

Come one come all
never mind, we will come to you
we will bring you bargains to blind you
or come rampage and pick up the latest indoctrination
leave your senses at home and no moral compass allowed
let us do all the selections for you, instruction Manuals get for free
we stock the best delusions, we'll tutor you in how pyramid selling do
radioactivity our game, psychopaths *** sociopaths is our moniker

Come open your eyes
come learn how to create chaos
see how we pull rabbits out of a pumpkin
and make dummies out of you all with your glad consent
we make it up as we go along and give the frustrated a raison d'etat
the weak becomes a seasoned bully, the nutcases can have a field day
come buy our wares nd become obsessive fanatics n ripe cowardly lot
we will teach you how to rob and then drive your victims insanely mad