.                Tea with the Pastor, milk and one lump
                    Visits get regular, leads to a ****
                    Soon no disguising the growing bump
                                He's in denial, quite the grump
                        Deserves a slap and accurate thump
                 Receives a doorstep greeting-card dump
                   Church congregation starting to slump
                       Bishop demands control your stump
                      Still he claims no sin with the "frump"
                             DNA evidence gives him a jump
                            Exposing a less than holy chump
                          Loving her child hers is the trump