With so many questions
Of who, what, where and when
But never any answers
That make any sense

What were you just saying
Where did the time go
And for those who want to know when
Then I'll tell you so

When Hell freezes over
Or when pigs fly
Who thinks dogs have souls
And where do they go when they die

What is the reason
For wish I may wish I might
And where can I find the best seasoning
For the sprinkling of lies

When someone kicks the bucket
Do you toss the baby and the bathwater both out
Or at least save the kitchen sink
For the next go round

And who was it that let
The cat out of the bag
Now that that has been said
Are there any secrets left

What seems only once in a blue moon
When it does come along
Who's left out of the loop
In the chasing of rainbows

When monkies finally escape
From out your screaming rear
Only then will you know
The who, what, when, and where