That little creep..
..on the seat with his feet on the back..
..of the seat in front.

..and I'm standing here.

I want to tongue lash his ear.
I want to give him a bat around the head.
Get up you **** and give me a seat instead.

But I stay silent and smile..
..in a very short while the little tyke..
will be as old as me.
Then we'll see..
..how he likes to stand.
Not so bleedin' grand..is it..little ****.

He's got all his life and I'm at the end
I'd like to send the little sod away..
..into the tomorrow of what became my today.

But I stay silent and smile.
File his face into a secret place..
..and I won't forget.
I bet he's thinking of marbles and conkers
While I'm still standing going ever so slightly incredibly bonkers.
Didn't he get taught to give up his seat on the bus..
..to old folk like us?

Little ****..but in a bit he'll be me

Haha, I laugh because then we will see
Just how he likes it.
Little ****.

Before I go..just would like to you know..
..he got up and said,
"Would you like to sit here instead"
Such a nice young man.