The good thing about aging is receiving fewer calls that command decoration of an otherwise dull daily routine. Details of the made-up cake I ate, an extravagant meal. Dreaded jokes about added wisdom fooling no one; we're all just feigning, fading. Over and over again. So ordinary.
Let's be honest. There's only been one change since that last conversation exactly a year ago - a heavier number. One more ring in this stump that awaits its demise, its call-to-fame. Cut down one day put to use shredded to paper; transformed into another dollar-pizza box like the one I just stuffed into an overflowing Manhattan trash can.