You know the one,
Everyone has one they think is out of their league.
*******, go for it, what’s she gonna do?
Smack ya upside the head and gleek on you?
The worst she’ll do is just say no,
But then it’s up to you to handle it like a pro.
So next time you see her, stop and say hello,
And maybe if you’re lucky, she won’t whip out a chainsaw, hack you to pieces, stuff your limbs into a garbage bag, toss them in a fireplace, sweep your ashes into a Dora lunchbox, and sprinkle them like a chef sprinkles salt, from Anaheim to Tokyo.
Yes, the girl that you like,
Maybe she likes you back,
Or maybe she’s just looking for her next snack.
If you never ask, you’ll never know,
That the girl you like is an all-American ******.