I wake up in the morning To thunderclouds forming Afraid of future storming I live my life forlornly
My life is like whiskey in the jar It doesn’t have to go very far To be turned into **** After the mark I miss It’s the dark I kiss
I’m Mister Useless With a blistered bruised wrist Getting slapped with a ruler by the ruler Which is an anger fueler So I don’t want another Which is why I can’t find a lover
I’m trash I’m garbage I’m collapsed And tarnished
Today was a day But I threw it all away Like a bullet in the fray I feel the fullest when I stray So I cram my gullet with dismay
It’s undeniable That I’m unreliable My company isn’t viable So I lay in a silent hole While I’m sleeping The reaper is reaping And the keeper is keeping Happiness from those weeping
I didn’t learn anything new After I learned to lose And blame the Jews As my bigotry grew I accepted easy answers About those I don’t like I say they’re sinful cancer And I’m always right
I become extremely hateful Yet expect people to like me When I’m constantly distasteful They just want to fight me Which I say is beneath me Because victory is unlikely I’d probably catch a beating From God trying to smite me
All I want is sympathy Not to see things differently Because no one interests me Because I’m never listening I live my life in a crate So they must carry my weight So I can carry my hate While I constantly deflate And underrate Anything great
I feel so lonely Won’t someone hold me While I treat them coldly?