Betty Coutu drives a mean Rambler takes us public school, heathens to catechism on Saturday morn Smokes a cigarette like a prima-ballerina Shifts three on the wheel drives that clutch to the floor with her thick leg Makes the engine roar a little “to warm it up”
Turns with the grace of swan Pavlova or belladonna Something of beauty just to watch her three-finger the wheel through a turn around all while taking a drag exhales to ceiling to music on the radio Elvis? Roy O, Patsy Cline circa 1959 Betty's hair is short, uncombed but she's not without lipstick lights her smoke with amazing matchbook skills Calm like a woman who does it often takes on wear with I'm in love, and I don't give a care She shifts and turns cigarette balanced like gossip on lips or between those first two fingertips Smoke swirling amid kids squabbling and whining in the back seat No belts back then till Dad got home to keep them in line But, I bet on Betty every time to get us there I want to drive like her, so badly! I sit beside her-- ossified watching her smoke and handle like a total expert I am distracted and will surely fumble my catechism answers for the nuns cataclysmically
She drops us off by an icy foot slide I swear to God to stop back later when we're done ...with prayer and penance recitation... and resolvings to sin no more Once we're out the door--
back to that forbidden foot-slide
Always had a plan for fun So did Betty's son the hemophiliac Bless myself like an Olympian and pray for Johnny before he joins me for a run
hemophilia: a medical condition in which the ability of the blood to clot is severely reduced, causing the sufferer to bleed severely from even a slight injury. The condition is typically caused by a hereditary lack of a coagulation factor, most often factor VIII.
Lighting a cigarette from an old time matchbook while driving a standard shift takes some skills. Betty was an 'effn ballerina at the wheel