Have you ever heard of poets Being superstars Riding round in limos Groupies by the score
All the ones I know are famous Have been decades in the grave Maybe that's why I have a hard time Even giving my poems away
Why I can rhyme with the best of them What have they got on me I also want all the fans I can Throwing themselves at my feet
I hear that Edgar Allen Poe Had a goth ******* the side And romantic William Shakespeare Had women chase him all his life
And even that meanie Bukowski Still has those drooling over every word he has to say And little ole me out here in the weeds Can't even get the time of day
Let alone get a single one To even look at me It's a lonely life when all you do is write It all out in poetry
Perhaps a lasting catchphrase Where they'll all remember me "To me to be or not to be only through death will I succeed" When it comes to poetry...