Starting when I was seven, I watched the guy living across the street from me become a beautiful woman. Yogi looked like he could've played for the Jets, but he went away to college & came back different somehow. He'd gone from tight jeans & great man'*** to leather miniskirts & stilettos; years later, she was best friends with my buddy Monica, a former surfer boy who was now a flirty blonde fond of demure sun dresses, peasant skirts & espadrilles. Her name wasn't Yogi anymore & Monica had once been Mark, she told me. Watching [ ] as I & she grew, she into a statuesque Latina that could have been a model. Every ****** I've ever known has been beautiful, very unlike the media's jokey rendition of a man in a dress, or buxom woman posing as a he, unlike the ***** drag sometimes seen in the mainstream or the over-the-top drag queen professional like a one-man circus like RuPaul or Lady Bunny. Recently I had the supreme pleasure of attending the retrograde Miss America pageant, part of a mass movement of debutante-like ingénue on literal parade in various garments to be discarded. Heterosexual women prancing like trained horses for money & influence.