With a front end loader
he'd be as safe as cold be,

This is what Boris said on
TV.

He was in Dales-Ford, with
the Prince

Looking at options, before
he hit the fence.

Charles is furious at his
dad

Girling's not enough, but
this breaking was bad.

At ninety seven behind
the wheel

The Brexit limelight, he
did steal.

The question is now, does
he remain,

A driver from hell, or should
he take the train.