You and I are both cliches You with your girlish wit and obsession with everything masculine And me With my wounded feminist heart distrusting every man no matter his professed honor and respect of the feminine I can't help but get mad at you and you can't help but feel sorry for me You think I'm deprived And I know your depraved I just hope you finally learn your lesson when your heart has been shattered and your "girlish wit" taken advantage of But really I don't That would be too tragic and unfair I just want you to stop talking and spreading your false reality to all too eager ears And interrupting this class I liked until you walked in At least you're better than the men in here hanging on your every word