I’m the guy who likes the girl who likes someone else Oh, if we could only dance together How I wish I want somebody who wants to be with me So, I’m not the quarterback But I’ve got it going on I’m safe, steady, reliable Ready, so ready I crane my neck looking longingly Why isn’t she with me? I plod along wishing, hoping, wondering When, how it will come to be That day will come when the girl Won’t want to be with him Because she’ll be with me