Merry Christmas,
Have some tea.
Maybe then you'll be happy.

Merry Christmas,
Have a candle.
Pretend your life's enough to handle.

Merry Christmas,
Have some make-up.
Play pretend you two won't break up.

Merry Christmas,
Let's paint your room.
Make it fit to be your tomb.

Merry Christmas
To you, too.
All I want is to be with you.