The day I said,"I do."
I was done.
I lost my Bachelor's forever,
She gained her Master's.
My father-in-law was happiest,
His burden was halved.
She roars,
I whine.
I am the head,
She spins me on her neck.
I wear pants,
She control's  the zipper.
I work, she relaxes,
She cooks of her choice,
I eat.
She shops,I pay,
We argue,
She has the last say.
She has the remote,
I am on silence.
I forgot her birthday once,
NEVER  again.
She is the sweetest at the end of every month,
She gets the pay check,
I get all her attention.
I  once, commented on her figure,
I could not see her for few days,
My eyes would not open,
I had ended up in the hospital.
Marriage is the transfer of male child from mother to wife.