The crowd has waited since 5 am there’s been much talk about the discounts at 8.30 So there’s the long queue and this man comes right up to the front and the outraged crowd punch him, push him and kick him back in line but the impertinent man gets up and walks again to the front of the queue and the justifiably angry crowd punch him, push him and kick him back in line but the determined man gets up like Rocky and walks again to the front of the queue and again the no-nonsense crowd punch him, push him and kick him back in line but the obstinate man gets up yet again and he mumbles, like Rocky: *“If these idiots hit me again, I’ll not open the store for 'em!”
a poem to celebrate the silly season...poem based on an existing online joke...