Do not feed the pigeons
the tired park warden said
because you see, there's only me
and I hates the taste of bread

Do not feed the squirrels
the tired park warden said
because those nuts tears up me guts
and me **** is left in shreds

Do not feed the duckies
the tired park warden said
Because you bake god awful cake
I'd much rather eat me shed

Do not feed the parkie
the worried doctor said
he's had e'nuff of out date stuff
please try binning it instead.