would THEY get to see such a [defamation] -free play?"
(laughing)
"Best you throw some sweets.
*Indulge them
...I'd say! ...I'd say!"
The Evil Queen smirks & a knife glints in her hand
Is she creeping up
Behind You? (or... does she need a real man?)
Ahhhh!!
you see...
she's exhausted A-LADD-IN & she knows where to find you..
(evil laughter)
Ohhhh!
It's just as well you're in costume ...now remember your lines
"Don't props (& illusions) make a jolly good night!"
and baby, *WOW!
you look Oh! Soooo cute in those tights!
*and with a sweep of the stage, the smirking Queen exits > right
This stage is all yours now
So Buttons... take a bow (us Brits love an underdog in a fight)
... Make your bow deep ~with a flourish of resplendence~ that captures their hearts
try more than That wiggle -and a lot more- than one dance!
To do it well... get a catchphrase
(which we'll ALL lurvey darlink from the start)
Believe me, is good
Always is another...
try the one you've used in rehearsals with the Stepsisters - all dragged up- looking L O V U E G L L Y (like their mother)
cough
**** it.. Everyone chokes on the dry ice that swirls!
The audience ponders....
WHO's the boys ?
THAT's... a... girl ?!
& in the low glow they'll see Cinders singing of loves' sweet melody, those s l o w shoe shuffles softly sliding across their t r a p door hearts Laughing & crying along through each emotion of the tattered sweet princess, who simply hasn't had a Prince in her... winks sights (YET!)
then Act II ends with
a Flash! & a Bang!
They all lived ever after...
Cinders' happy?
*THE END
Enjoying the merry-men-t of Pant-Oh! ;) Pantomine...Traditionally performed from Christmas ' til mid January, with family audiences.
A popular form of British theatre, incorporating song, dance, buffoonery, slapstick, cross-dressing, in-jokes, topical references, audience participation, and mild ****** innuendo.
SHE ditches HIS crown & shashy's away with a fabulously well practised courtesan sway .
(written, as part of the Yule-tired man series in December 2012)