Like the 400 pound man In a basement on his bed Conspiracy theories Run through his head Though it was the Russians Everyone has said He’s going after Hillary’s emails instead
Now it’s the Chinese He wants to blame For hacking our emails So that’s what he claims But the American people Are tired of his games Despite the pictures His imagination frames
He gets information Right off of Fox News And he is so tied To their jaundiced views That it informs What he tends to choose And consequently All of us tend to lose
Intellectually speaking He uncurious But that doesn’t matter To his blind trust I’m referencing his base Not the rest of us Whom he tends to anger And causes to cuss